I Like To Rant

…Townies, Hoodies, Scrubbers or what ever there called.

Personally I prefer; Dicks, knobs, scruffs, idiots etc etc.

If you are not aware what exactly im on about, im talking about those teenage kids that wear shirts with there jogging bottoms and hang about at the local park drinking cider from a plastic bottle.

Im guessing im not the only person that hates these people, so here is my Rant.

Firstly, do they think they look cool? I mean come on lads… you all look a fcuking mess. Walking about in your over sized tracksuits and Nike trainers… or Rockport’s. I wonder if they seriously look in the mirror and think to themselves - “yeah this shirt looks awesome with my new Adidas bottoms and Burberry hat”. Well guys… you don’t! You look a mess.

Having Attitude… aint gonna get you no where in life, so drop it. It aint cool and don’t impress anyone. Every one who matters thinks you are a dick. Your mates may think your cool… but there dicks too.

The worst kind of chav are older chavs. People who never grow out of the chavness. These people are really sad. There probably about 24 years old, but hang about with 18 year old chavs to make themselves look cooler… in fact, they are just bigger dicks. Although they have grown out of the jogging bottom faze, and now wear fitted Primark jeans with there baggy woolly jumpers, there still seen supporting there stupid cap that doesn’t go with the rest of there outfit. Seriously… these people need to grow up and sort themselves out.