I Like To Rant

Here are 5 things that p*ssed me of this week that didn’t get a full Rant.

In no particular order:

1) Talking with Food in your mouth

Pack it up, its disgusting and not something I wanna see. Just finish eating and then say what you gotta say… IT AINT HARD!!

2) Drivers sitting in the middle lane

The middle lane is used for over taking people in the slow lane, so do just that. I HATE it when cars just cruise along in the middle lane when they aint over taking. And if you bib or flash them there completely oblivious to you. ARRRGH

3) The “Last Stand” perk on COD4

For those who don’t play the game wont have a clue what im on about, but its fcuking bullsh*t when you kill someone on COD4 and they have “Last Stand” and then one of your team mates finishes them off and you only get 2 points!!

4) People that swear randomly

One thing I cant stand is when people swear randomly in a conversation when it is entirely not needed. Not sure if they think they sound tuff or cool, but they don’t.. They sound pathetic. Why swear looser, you don’t need to!!

5) TXT abbreviations

OMG, I CNT STND IT!!! How hard is it to write a proper word. News reports have recently shown that people are failing exams because of the way they write. DERRR how stupid have you got to be to write in txt form when doing a exam, dumb ass’s!!

So after waiting years for the Wispa bar to re-emerge onto the chocolate market, Cadburys finally answered everyones calls a just before Christmas and started producing the great, bubbly, indescribable bar once again… YAY!!

But now the w*nkers have taken it of the market again.. Why?? Just when everyone started getting used to there daily Wispa fix once again they stop production.

When they first started making the great chocolate bar again they stated that it was for a limited time only and was limited to so many bars… UNLESS the demand was high, which it was. But I haven’t seen a Wispa on my local new agent shop for months now!!

Its like waving a sandwich in front of a homeless guy and just as he is about to take a bit you snatch it away… DAM YOU CADBURY, DAM YOU!!!

If you agree with this Rant, sign this petition to help get the Wispa back for good!!

Orignally posted on Shakesville, by Wolfrum

If you haven’t tasted Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi, but would like an idea of what it tastes like, do this - keep a straw in your pocket and wander around outside until you find a pigeon or squirrel that’s been dead for, oh, say three months. Stick the straw into the dead animal and suck. Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi tastes like that, except worse. Plus, the taste lingers in your mouth for months. And gradually gets worse until it’s like your mouth was invaded by the notoriously rare and deadly Asian Shit Ant.

What gets me is that they had high-paid executives sitting around a table, drinking this dreck and all nodding approvingly, “Oh yes, this is what America wants, a ‘light, crisp, refreshing’ beverage that tastes like Cheney sputum.”

You want to defeat terrorists? Force them to drink Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi. I’m sure it would violate the Geneva Conventions, but they’d immediately tell you anything they knew, then hang themselves. Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi is torture in a 12-oz can.